3 Week Baby Sitting

Just so you all know, this is part of a 21 or there about story line that I was trying to do over the summer, but failed.  T.T  Anyway, here is the intro part of it.  This was an RP between two really good friends of mine.  They will be listed at the bottom in the comment box.

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Nightingale: *pops out from behind a wall with the girls in arms* CJ... I have a surprise for you. X3

CJ - *comes barreling on in* I HEARD 'CONS WERE RAISING THE GIRLS!! WHERE ARE THEY?!?! *huge vein pop*

Nightingale: *calmly looks at CJ* It's only Machwing and M6, but they were only keeping an eye on them. Calm down. You're scaring the girls.
Rose and Ruby: O.O;;;;;

CJ - *is still fuming* I couldn't give a quintesson's aft about Machwing, but if M6 comes near 'em, I'll shoot his slaggin' head off! *flexs his fist*

Nightingale: *still as calm as can be* CJ, if you blow his head off, then I'll blow your head off. Now quit scaring the girls.
Rose and Ruby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Nightingale: -_-*** That's it... *punches CJ so hard in the face, he goes flying into a wall and dents it*

CJ - *twitches a bit as he slides to the ground* ow...*shakes his head, rubbing his jaw* damn...*pops his jaw back into place with his hand, slowly gettin back up, still rubbing his jaw a bit* I apologize Ma'am...but I still don't trust M6...I'd rather not have him anywhere near the girls...

Nightingale: Alright, alright fine. I'll ask Mach to have her brother keep his distance from my girls. Speaking of which... *looks at her girls* Do you want to show CJ something.
Rose and Ruby: Uncle!!! X3
Nightingale: Okay... go ahead. *sets the girls on the ground and they stand up and walk over to CJ*
RnR: XD

CJ - *stops rubbing his jaw, watchin the girls* hmm...just what we need...you two getting around on yer own two legs...they're gunna be everywhere now...*kneels down, goin face to face with the girls* Keep it up at this rate, and I'll have you two doin laps around the base in no time! Until then...*smirks a bit*

Nightingale: Just promise me that you WILL wait until I give the okay.
Rose and Ruby: *reaches up at CJ* Uncle!!! XD
Nightingale: BTW... would you mind keeping an eye on these two for... I don't know *rubs her neck* 3 weeks?

CJ - *face faults* 3 weeks?! *looks down at the girls* ggrreeaaatttt...gunna have fun times ahead...I can already see that...*scoops up both the girls* oh well...I AM their mentor after all...yes, I will wait til you give the okay...heh.

Nightingale: Hey... at least this one in here isn't coming for 5 more months. *points to her stomach* BTW, has Jaderider been told the news?
Rose and Ruby: Uncle!!! XD *hugs him*
Rose: Miss you. *kisses him*

CJ - *winces a bit* Yeah, a lil birdie told me...man, you must luv kids...*face faults a bit when Rose kisses him* hey! None of that mushy stuff...*sighs a bit* well, at least I don't have to worry about wantin kids...I got two practically as it is...*puts the girls on his shoulders*

Nightingale: Actually... I really didn't think I could have kids when I became a Transformer. Both my pregnancies are by complete surprise. Besides, where is JR. I want to tell him the good news. <3
Ruby: Uncle. *Reaches up and grabs CJ's hat and tries to pull it off*

CJ - *doesn't really move and just lets her pull at it* Dunno...but I'm sure he sneezed when ya said his name and he'll come a runnin...er...appearing...or whatever it is that he does...as for the pregnancies...I've heard of it...but never really gave it much thought...*mind wanders a bit*

JR - *is hangin from the ceiling somehow, listening*

Nightingale: I wonder what he'll say when he finds out that I'm pregnant and about the girls walking?
Rose: *looks up at JR* Anady EJ!!! XD *points up at him

CJ - Anady EJ? *cocks a brow at JR*

JR - *shrugs* I have no idea either...*drops down* Oh, btw, congrats girl! *grins and salutes*

CJ - You just luv to drop in on conversations, don't you?

JR - you have no idea...eeeeee..^-^

Nightingale: *blushes and giggles* Thank you JR. I think Rose was trying to pronounce your name.
Rose: *coos and giggles at JR and reaches down to reach him* Anady EJ!!! XD

JR - *giggles, perkin his ears towards her* silly lil girl...guess we'll have to work on that...X3 *reaches up and sticks his finger in her hands* Granddaddy DJ! But I'm sure you'll get it eventually...

CJ - why do you have to give them such a long name to say?

JR - *shrugs* random thought at the time...didn't think they would actually try for it...heh. You two are more than welcome to just call me Gramps in the mean time tho...*wiggles his doorwings happily*

Nightingale: JR, I also told CJ that I need him to take care of my girls for 3 weeks. Would you mind helping him? I also asked Mach if she would help, and she said she would.
Rose: *slides down into JR's arms* Anady EJ! *kisses him on the cheek*

JR - *props her up in his arms* I'll try when I'm here...sometimes duty calls for me tho...

CJ - What duty? You have no job, you bum!

JR - I do too! It's called "Disc Jockey"!

CJ - That's not a real job!

JR - Is too!

CJ - Is not!

JR - Yer jes jealous 'cause I probably make more than you...*smirk*

CJ - *grinds his teeth, vein popping*

JR - : p

Nightingale: ... It's like looking at a couple of 5 year olds. *sighs* Well, just so you know, the base will be closed the whole time I'm gone. My men and their families will be gone for the whole time I'm gone so you'll have to take them home with you.
Rose: *hugs JR* Anady EJ. X3

CJ - well, maybe he's a 5-yr-old...mentally anyways...

JR - hey, just cause I act young for mah age...

CJ - really young...like...sparklet young...

JR - ...hey!

CJ - *looks at 'Gale* Alright then, I can take them back to my place then...guess they can meet Kuss Kuss then...

JR - *nuzzles Rose a bit, wigglin his ears* Hey, ya think these two would like mah beast form? I'm all soft and fuzzy and huggable in it! Like a big fuzzy...teddy I guess...hehehe...what do you think, Rose? You'd like to see Granddaddy DJ all fuzzy, right?

Nightingale: Kuss Kuss??? Please tell me that it's not something that may eat my girls.
Rose: *giggles as JR nuzzles her* Anady EJ fuzzy?
Ruby: *gets tired of tugging on CJ's cover and tries to go under it* Big. X3

CJ - *shakes his head* no no no...Kuss Kuss is about the same size as the girls, maybe smaller...she's quite friendly and playful, besides, fruit, especially strawberries, are her favorite treat. She'll probably go nuts when she sees the girls and lick 'em like crazy...

JR - *chuckles a bit* yep! *shifty optics* Hey, hold onto Rose for a sec then...*hands her to CJ*

CJ - you sure this won't scare them...? *lifts up his shoulder so Ruby has an easier time gettin to his hat*

JR - *shrugs* we shall see then! *morphs over to his beast form, all uber fuzzy, tail wagging happily* Look, see? Fuzzy and soft!

Rose: O.O FUZZYYYYYYY!!!! XD *reaches down to try and pet JR*
Nightingale: Okay... just promise me that she won't bite my girls. *is a bit worried. Looks at JR* Damn... you are fuzzy.
Ruby: *gets under CJ's hat and then pokes her head out and sees JR* O.O Fluffy. *points at JR*

JR - *foofs up a bit, shakin his mane* yeppers! I am fluffy! Mah fluff is part of mah self defense...especially when I poof up into a big furball... *takes Rose back and nuzzles her with his foofy mane* eeeee!

CJ - *refering to Ruby and 'Gale* ...Very... *to JR* ...you better not shed when you're in my house...*eyes him*

JR - ...I don't shed...>.>

CJ - oh yeah?

JR - yeah man...it's the other things in mah fur you gotta watch out for...like Sharkticons...and...ice cream trucks...

CJ - ....

JR - ...what? *whistles innocently, tail wagging back and forth*

Nightingale: Should I dare ask what you are talking about JR?
Rose: *nuzzles back and is so enjoying the fluff* FUZZYYYY!!! XD
Ruby: *just goes back under CJ's hat and falls asleep* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Nightingale: Sounds like Ruby was trying to find a place to sleep.

JR - uhhh....no...>.> well, you could ask Mach, I think she knows from personal experience...*shifty optics* and the infinite bag of muffins...yyyeesssss...Just don't get lost in the universe that is mah fur, lil one! *transforms into beast mode and curls up around her* eeeee...

CJ - I guess so...well, it's big enough under there...I've had Kuss Kuss pass out in/around/under my hat before too...

Rose: *cuddles up to JR, really enjoying the foof* Fluffy!!! X3
Nightingale: BTW... what does Kuss Kuss look like? I've never seen her before. Also... the girls are now teething.
Ruby: *starts to drool* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

JR - *smirks at her, slightly poofing out to be extra soft and fuzzy* d'aww...ya like a fuzzy Granddaddy DJ, doncha?

CJ - Well, I guess...humans would probably say she looks kind of like a sea dragon...they're a species called Seydros, from another planet. She's still a baby herself, so she's really hyper cause of it...they're quite friendly and very social, almost like dolphins. *realizes Ruby is drooling* Oh Primus no...>_<;

Nightingale: Never heard of that species before. *sees CJ's expression* What's wrong CJ?
Rose: *starts to fall asleep while holding onto JR* Fuzzy... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

CJ - >_<; nothing I haven't dealt with before...*sighs* I need to get cleaned up now...

JR - *wiggles under Rose and lets her lay on his back, his wings holdin her in* Well, this one is passed out too...we can snag the crib on the way out and head to yer place, man.

CJ - yeah...I'll get that...you get the bottles then...

JR - *smirks* right-o! Tho I probably got some in mah fur somewhere...

CJ - I don't trust what's in your fur...don't know where it's been...or where it came from...

JR - phssh...you worry too much!

Nightingale: Thanks for taking care of them CJ. I really appreciate it.
Rose: *snuggles into JR's foof and sticks her thumb in her mouth* mmmmm...

CJ - It's no problem really. It'll just be extra noisy around my home now...*eyes JR*

JR - ...hey! I'm loud and proud! So sue me...

CJ - Tempting...

JR - Uh huh...*wanders off*

CJ - Alright then, go grab the crib and I'll be off! See you in 3 weeks. Be safe with whatever it is that you're doing.

JR - *comes back, a bag in his jaws* :3

CJ - ...what's that...?

JR - *thru his mouthful* dah-pah bagu...

CJ - ...wha...? Oh wait...freakin'....*sighs heavily*

JR - *just wiggles his tail, gigglin a bit*

Nightingale: I will CJ. *kisses him on the cheek* You two have fun with them. And thanks for helping JR. *kisses him too and exits*

JR - *wiggles tail at the kiss* Ey hopu ey didn geh ah hairbah...

CJ - Don't talk with you're mouth full...

JR - *eees at him*

-At CJ's place-

CJ - *before openin the front door* Ok, there are some ground rules in my house. In your case, I'll have to add a few more...

JR - What?!

CJ - One, no clawing my furniture. Two, no shedding! Three, no loud noise after 2200. Four, clean up your messes. Five, ask for permission to use something.

JR - damn...fine fine...let's just get these two in...

CJ - *goes in, layin Ruby on the couch and putting the gear by the couch before headin into the kitchen to clean up the drool*

JR - *puts Rose next to Ruby and looks around* You sure don't decorate much, do you? *suddenly perks his ears up, lookin around* hmm...I wonder...

*Rose and Ruby start to wake up.  Then their stomachs growl*
RnR:  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Mach- *is somehow magically there* I hear hungry babies! *wings twitch*

*Rose and Ruby still crying*
RnR:  Hungry!!!  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

CJ - *sees Mach* By Primus's pogo stick, why are you here?! Ahh...nevermind...

JR - Thought so...*waves* Hhhiiiii! Long time no see! *wages tail*

CJ - *is rumagging thru the bags, looking for the bottles* Where are-

JR - *is already feeding them, layin on his back and holdin the girls with his back feet and the bottles with his front* Kinda...handy...sometimes...have 4 hands...XD

CJ - *sighs* -_-;;;

Mach- Hey! *wiggles fingers at JR then latches onto him* FLUFFY! Nice to run into you. Looks like you got the kids all figured out. If I had four arms I would be a baby feeding machine I tell yah. o.o

*Rose and Ruby finish their bottles without any trouble. They then start cooing at JR*
RnR: Fluffy!!! XD

JR - Yes, very! *lets then down, but stays on his back, legs in the air, makin muffins* eeee! Yeah, havin 4 usable limbs is very helpful...

CJ - for some reason...I forsee this turning into a sitcom...*scratches head a bit, then whistles* Kuss Kuss!

KK - *comes a flyin out of a room across the floor, and bounces up into CJ's arms, tail waggin* eeee!

CJ - Hey there, how's my lil girl doing? *gives her a gentle hug*

KK - *licks his face happily*

JR - d'aww...CJ has a soft side or two....:3

Mach- *uses JR like a fluffy beanbag chair, looks over at CJ and Kuss Kuss* Awww. There she is! *unsubs a few strawberries* Here Kussy! I got you a snack! :3

*Rose and Ruby play with JR's tail.  When KK jumps down from CJ, the girls look at her scamper up to Mach*
Rose and Ruby:  o.o???

KK - *happily sits on the floor, tail thumpin against the ground, makin happy, hyper whinning sounds at Mach* eee-eee-eee-eee-eee!

JR - *gets squished under Mach* X.X No offense...but I'm not that big...>.<

CJ - *sits down next to JR and Mach, cross legged* Rose, Ruby. This is Kuss Kuss. She's very nice and playful. Hey Mach, give some strawberries to the girls as well so they can feed her...she'll instantly be their best friend then...

Mach- *gets off JR* Sorry...but your just so fuzzy. ; . ; *gets down on her knees and hands a few strawberries to the girls* Now she won't bite you, just feed her like this. *holds a strawberry out for Kuss Kuss and she takes it, munching on it happily* Aw... :3

*Rose and Ruby do the same, but a little weary of Kuss Kuss*
Rose: o.o;;;

KK - *stares at them for a sec cause they're new, then gently takes a strawberry out of one's hand, munchin it down before takin the other and doin the same* <3 *wags tail happily, lickin the girls hands cause they still got a strawberry flavor*

JR - *straightens his mussed up fur, then just lays there, watchin contently*

CJ - see? She's very nice...*rubs KK behind one of her fins on her ears* She likes to be rubbed...

Mach- *watches contently as well, reaches over to one side and musses up JR's fuzz again* Puffball.

*Rose and Ruby start to giggles as Kuss Kuss licks their hands and then goes for their faces*
Rose and Ruby:  XD  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

JR - nnnooooo...! *tries to rearrange his fur again, flattening it back out* D8<

CJ - *reaches around the side of the couch and pulls out a rope and wiggles it*

KK - *sees the rope out of the corner of her eye and tackles it, chompin down on an end and tryin to pull it out of CJ's hands*

CJ - Heh...*wiggles it around with KK on the end, then lifts it up, with KK still hangin from the end of the rope* oye...

Mach- *chuckles* Once shes latched on she'll never let go. XD *goes back to messing with JR* Bah. Stop being such a putz. Though you were the young hiphop 'bot, not the old man. *scratches a spot on his neck*

*Rose and Ruby watch at KK dangles from the rope*
Ruby: Strong! *giggles and claps*
Rose: *gets up and tried to grab onto KK's tail* Up!

CJ - hahaha! *wiggles KK around on the rope*

KK - *is growling a bit, then finally lets go and drops, almost on Rose* ?? *looks at Rose, cocking her head to the side, then squeaks and starts licking her face* <3

JR - *squirms under Mach's ruffling* I'm an old man hiphop bot! D8< *ends up purring to the scratching, leanin into it* ooooh yeah....right there...ooooo...*makes muffins*

Mach- *notices JR's muffin making* Speaking of muffins...*stops scratching and reaches into the fluff, digs around for a few moments before pulling out the infinate bag of muffins* There it is! *pops muffin into mouth with one hand and scratches JR under the chin with the other* Yer just like a big kitty sometimes...

*Rose falls backwards and hit her head on the ground.  Is dazed for a while and starts crying*
Rose:  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*even thought KK is licking her, she tries to push KK off of her*

CJ - Oh no! *grabs KK off of Rose and puts her in Mach's arms before pickin up Rose* Hey hey, easy there...you're alright...no need to cry. It's just a small fall...

JR - Hey, those are mine! Quit touchin' mah stuff! I'll tell Primus on yyyooouuu! *tries to sound as whiny as possible* :3

KK - *is totally confused by everything, tho a bit upset at Rose, whimpering a bit*

Mach- *holds onto Rose and comforts her abit* There there...Kussy just wanted to play. *to JR* D: You wouldn't!? *makes a pouty face* Thats just mean. I got yelled at him the other day too... *tries to distract him with scratches and rubs*

*Rose starts to calm down, but when KK gets too close, she gets nervous*
Rose: No. *as KK gets close to her*

CJ - alright alright...c'mere KK...*picks her up, holding her close* you need to be very gentle...she's a baby just like you...*gives KK a small rub* She's not going to hurt you Rose...

KK - *just lays her head on CJ's arm*

JR - *pretty much oblivious to the whole thing* Whaddya do to get the Big Head mad at you?! o.o

Mach- *keeps comforting Rose* -sigh- You really don't want to know. ; . ;

-Flash Back of Insanity-
Primus- *is floating in space, jaw is dropped and he has a sweat drop large enough to drown millions* You did WHAT?!?!!??
Mach- I'M SORRY!
*a giant gas planet inhabited with sheep comes rushing at them, bring all six of it's moons with it*
-Back to Reality-

*Rose is still weary of KK. She then looks straight at CJ*
Rose: Potty.

CJ - *eye twitch* wha? But...I don't know...how to...errr...*looks at Mach for help*

JR - huh...that explains why he's been a bit grouchy lately...*rubs jaw a bit, KK comin over and layin between his front claws, curlin up* awww...po' lil girl...*gives her a bath*

Mach- *reaches over and picks up the bag of baby supplies, pulls out the diapers, wipes and babypowder* Its not that hard. Just take off the old diaper, clean her up, put some babypowder on and put on the new diaper. Easy. *hands all the supplies to CJ and gives him Rose as well* If you really can't figure it out I'm sure JR has a book about it somewhere in his fluff. *sweatdrops as she glances at JR* Yeah...that was my doing.

*Ruby goes up to JR and KK to have some fun, while Rose starts to get a little antsy about not being changed and starts to cry again*
Rose: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

CJ - *almost drops her at the sudden crying* Freakin'! This kid is louder than ME! *goes up to the kitchen counter and does his best attempt at changin the diaper*

JR - *spies Ruby while givin KK a bath, then turns and yonks her over in his jaws, settin her down between his front feet and starts givin both of them baths*

CJ - that's just disgusting...almost as bad as this...thing...*holds up the diaper with a pair of prongs* that's just nasty...I didn't even know TFs could take a dump! >.<

Mach- Well, they are a different kind of TF I guess. *shrugs* I got over it. Oh...forgot this. *tosses a gas mask at him* Your doing fine...really. *to JR* She is a bird not a kind of fuzzy animal JR. Her feathers will stick together...

*Ruby just sits and laughs at JR's licking.  Finally laughing too hard, she wets herself*
Ruby: *looks straight at JR*  Potty!  *Then grabs his nose*

JR - *sniffsniff, wincin a bit from the nose grab* ...eewwww...CJ, I got another for yyoouuuuu!

CJ - *optic twitch, then shudders* this is gunna be a long 3 weeks...

Mach- *can't help but hold her stomach and laugh* Better take Ruby over to CJ then, unless you can change her yourself.

*Ruby lets go of JR's nose and grabs at his whiskers and pulls on them*
Ruby: Play! XD
Rose: *looks up at CJ, a bit embarrassed and blushing* Ory. *puts her thumb in her mouth*

JR - *winces as his sensitive whiskers are grabbed* eehhh...after you get changed! *picks her up and takes her to CJ*

CJ - *has gas mask on* You can do her...*drops Rose's diaper in a hazardous waste disposal can*

JR - *taps claws against the counter in thought* But yer the nanny...:3

KK - *since she's pretty much being ignored by CJ and JR, goes over to Mach and bounces against her leg, wagging her tail, wanting attention*

Mach- *scratches KK behind the ear fins* Yer such a cutie! *pets her all over* Yah want another strawberry? :3 *holds one out*

*Rose finally gets fed up waiting for CJ to put a new diaper on her and starts to crawl away. Ruby on the other hand grabs at JR's whiskers again and pulls really hard*
Ruby: Play!!! XD

JR - OW! *grabs Ruby and shoves her into CJ's arms* you take care of her, I'll finish up Rose...*snags Rose as she's goin by and attempts to put a new diaper back on* wow...this is harder than I thought...

CJ - *almost drops Ruby from the sudden give* Sheesh, slow down! *vein pop and starts to work on Ruby as well*

KK - *squeaks happily and takes the strawberry, almost taking Mach's fingers along with it as well* <3 *munchmunchmunch*

Mach- Feisty aren't you...*to the guys* Be easy on them now! Don't go tossing them about and manhandling them. I would say transform into bot mode JR...but you'd have the same hands anyways. Watch those claws! : *wings twitch uneasily*

*Rose gets scared from JR grabbing her the way he did and starts crying. Ruby literally hangs upside down in CJ's arms and starts to cry as well. Tears streaming from their faces*
Rose and Ruby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

JR - *winces* eehhh...man, I haven't dealt with kids for...for a few mil years man...*goes about changin the diaper anyways despite the crying, and when he gets done, tries to nuzzle Rose gently with his fuzzy mane* there there, I aint gunna hurt ya! Stop yer ballin' cause it aint helpin' anythang.

CJ - *sighs heavily* This is REALLY gunna be a long three weeks...I wonder if my sanity will hold up that long...

JR - Boot camp is like eight weeks man, you survive the recruits there that long...several times...

CJ - I could yell at the recruits...and HIT them as well...*attempts to change Ruby's diaper while she's crying, getting another vein pop to add to his collection* Slaggin' kids...&@#$...

JR - Hey! Dun need to be teachin them those words so soon...C'mon man, lighten up a bit...

KK - *licks Mach's fingers as an apology, trying to be as cute as possible as well*

Mach- *watches the two warily as they try to take control of the situation, wings twitch ever so often* ...sigh...* scratches KK behind the fins* Aw, your alright. I know you just love those strawberries. ^ ^

*Rose sees one of JR's whiskers and grabs it and gently nibbles on it because her teething is starting to hurt.  Ruby on the other hand is still extremely upset because of how she was treated earlier*
Ruby:  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

JR - Ow! >.O; *pulls his whisker out, then transforms* wow...I've never had this much trouble from a young one before...and I helped raise the human race! *picks up Rose and holds her in his arms* if ya wanna chew on somethin, I guess chew on mah finger, it's a lot tougher than mah whiskers...*chuckles a bit, then gently starts to tickle Rose* goochi goochi goo!

CJ - *finishes the job, with multiple vein pops now, disposing of the dirty diaper before goin up to Ruby and slammin his fist against the table* Quit yer crying! Nobody's getting hurt!

JR - hey hey...easy there...you might get yer butt kicked by "someone" if you yell at them like that...*looks around a bit*

KK - *lays on Mach's legs, on her side, eyes closed, in heaven, makin muffins* <3

Mach- *keeps scratching KK and just about jump out of her seat when CJ slams his fist down* !?! *gets a vein pop of her own and wings rattle, giving CJ a pretty scary look from her side of the room. The only thing keeping her from standing up and walking over to him is Kuss Kuss in her lap, she doesn't want to disturb her* So hot headed... -.-;

*When CJ slams his fist on the counter, Ruby goes flying up to the ceiling and grabs onto a light fixture and hangs on for dear life. Rose just buries her face into JR's chest and starts crying because of the loud noise*
Ruby: ... mmmmm... *still hanging on for life, but tries to get one of her legs to reach the fixture so she can pull herself up*
Rose: Uncle mad. *buries her face again and quietly sobs*

JR - *just stares up at Ruby* hot diggity! That was quite the fly up...*slowly walks away with Rose* Yeah, that happens a lot, lil one...*sits down by Mach, kind of curling up around Rose, but looks over at KK* I guess...she's used to this kind of thing...

CJ - *completely ignores the other two and stares up at Ruby, jaw dropped a bit* oh my Primus...can things get any worse? *reaches up and tries to gently grab Ruby around her waist and pull her down* Let go, Ruby...that is not a jungle gym...

Mach- *leans back into her seat, trying not to tweak out about Ruby and CJ, doesn't seem to really notice JR there* This is going to be a long 3 weeks........ *keeps petting and scratching KK like a kind of stress reliever, to take her mind of things* T.T

*Ruby sees that CJ is trying to get her down, but she's now pissed off at him and when she sees one of his fingers get close to her, she bits him with the only tooth she has and leaves a pretty deep gash*
Ruby:  NO!!!!  *before she knows it, she can't hold on and falls to the ground*

CJ - *more than used to his own fair share of wounds, doesn't even flinch when she bites and catches her as she falls easily, before straddling her in his arms, then inspecting the wound* ...you got a strong set of teeth comin in if you got thru mah armor...*sighs heavily, starting to come down from his pissed-offness, going back into the other room and plopping down on his couch with Ruby in his lap* I dunno if I can survive this three weeks...

JR - *twitches an ear* Well, maybe not mentally anyways...

CJ - gee thanks for the support...*sneer*

JR - *shrugs, somewhat grinning* you'll do fine, I'm sure.

Mach- *thought about bonking CJ on the head after he got within arms reach but since he's winding down she changes he mind* We are going to have to work together...and learn to keep our cool. You can't start yelling at the girls like that. All it does is upset them. *she seems mentally distant and is still petting KK, strangely, much like how Doctor Evil would*

*Ruby tries to get down from CJ considering she's still pretty pissed with him.*
Ruby: DOWN!!!
Rose: *looks at her sister and then at CJ* Uncle. *reaches over to CJ*

CJ - *just lets Ruby go, but keeps an eye on her* .....

JR - *picks up Rose and puts her in CJ's lap* come come now, O' Grouchy One. Yer gunna have to learn patience and relax around the girls.

CJ - *looks down at Rose silently* ...... *after moment, sighs a bit, rubbing his temples with one hand* ....at least this will teach me from wanting kids...*looks over at Mach* ....uhh...no plotting over there...

Mach- *looks up* I'm not plotting...<.< *picks up Ruby and holds her in her arms away from KK, just in case KK wants to lick her* Uncle Crackerjack didn't mean to do that now...*smiles for her* ^ ^

Ruby: *pissed off* DOWN!!!
Rose: *looks at the gash on CJ's finger, gently touches it and glows a brilliant white and heals him, but then faints because she's never done that before* ...no...hurt...

CJ - *holds Rose in his arms, sighing* that wasn't necessary lil one...

KK - *spies Ruby, so bounces off of Mach's lap and onto JR, curlin up in his fur* zzzzz...

JR - *is layin on the ground, curled up as well, pretty much passed out* zzzzzzzzz....

Mach- *lets Ruby down* She really is mad...*feels sad cuss KK ran off and she has no one to pet, puts her hands in her lap and just sighs*

*Rose starts to snap out of it and climbs up CJ and snuggles under his chin*
Rose: Uncle no hurt?
*Ruby gets into one of the bags and pulls out her stuffed Panther*
Ruby: Pan. *hugs it*

CJ - *sighs again, leaning back a bit* yes...you don't have to worry about me. I've had far worse injuries before...

JR - *opens an optic, peakin out at Ruby*

KK - *Cause she's cute and adorable, she has the sense to be able to detect when someone needs cheering up, so perks right up and bounces into Mach's lap again, wagging her lil tail* eeee!

*Rose finally understands and just snuggles up under CJ's chin as much as she can and starts to fall asleep. Ruby then crawls up to JR and snuggles up to him and falls asleep as well because it's around 2130*
Rose and Ruby: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
*Then... a questions is imposed. 'Where is the crib going?'*

CJ - *and question is answered* ...I don't really give a slag right now...*shuffles a bit on the couch, leanin back, pullin his hat down over his optics and slowly going offline as well*

JR - *chuckles a bit, purrin softly for Ruby and curling up around Ruby, keeping her warm* ah well...I suppose this works too...

*The whole night is pretty much uneventful until 0300 when Rose starts to have a nightmare about Megatron hunting her down*
Rose: (still sleeping) *whimper whimper* ... no... ugly... *accidentally kicks CJ in the chin* ... Uncle... *sobs*

Mach- *wings twitch in her sleep* zzz...baby senses...ting-zzzzzz...

CJ - *gets a annoying wake up call, thinking he's blind at first before remembering he pulled his hat down over his optics* ...slaggin'...*pushes his hat back up and looks down at Rose, frowning a bit and huggling her* hey there lil one...*tries to wake her from her dream* It's alright...Uncle will take care of you...you don't have to worry about ugly now...

*when CJ tries to wake Rose up, all she thinks is Megatron has her and is shaking her around*
Rose: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! UNCLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

CJ - *jumps a bit* hey hey! Your uncle is right here, holding you! Megatron's not here right now, he can't hurt you! *keeps her in his arms, tightly but gently so as to not hurt her as she squirms around*

JR - *jumps suddenly at the crying* Sweet bajeebaz! Who invited a banshee in?!

KK - *jumped as well, sittin up in Mach's lap, lookin around like crazy* ?!?

*Rose finally wakes up and looks up at CJ, still very shaken up. Ruby on the other hand is still out like a light*
Rose: *looks around frantically* Ugly?!?!?! *shaking really hard while whimpering and sobbing*

Mach- *somehow sleeps through all the screaming* ZZZZZZZZzzzz...duckies... *shifts around abit*

CJ - *sighs a bit, keeping Rose close* no no...there's no Ugly here...just Uncle and Aunty and...*looks off to the side, pressing his lips tight*...Granddaddy DJ...

JR - *grins a bit, laughing quietly, but slyly*

CJ - *looks back at Rose* you're ok...you're safe with me...I won't let him hurt you again...

Rose: *looks up at CJ* No ugly? *tears streaming down her face. She then rests her head on his chest and sucks her thumb* Ugly bad. *sniff*

CJ - Yes he is...but he can't hurt you right now...I'll protect you...*takes off his hat and puts it on Rose's head, tho it's a bit big*

*After about 30 to 45 minutes, Rose finally falls back asleep in CJ's arms still sucking on her thumb*
Rose: ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

CJ - *just stays awake this time, gently rocking Rose in his arms, humming a small tune, tho it's a cadence from boot camp since those are the only songs he really knows anyways, optics glowin softly in the dark*

JR - *is still awake as well, watchin CJ quietly, thinking to himself* ...The things you never knew about people sometimes...